2 Tips for Making the World a Better Place by Reducing the Number of Idiots.
No-one likes an idiot, and yet world is full of them. But you want a better world right? So how do you reduce idiocy in the world and make a better planet for all the people who don’t want to be around idiots?
Here are 2 world-changing, instantly applicable, ‘make-you-rich-in-a-week’ tips that will help you reduce the number of idiots in the world TODAY!
Tip 1 – How to stop the biggest idiot there is
An idiot is someone who knows nothing, but thinks he knows everything. A wise man is someone who knows nothing, and knows he knows nothing.” (Traditional Proverb)
How much do you know?
(a) I know everything
(b) I don’t know everything, but I know a lot
(c) I don’t know much, but I know some stuff
If you answered either a, b or c then you’re an idiot. Stop it. Realise you don’t know squat and you’ll have permanently reduced the world’s idiot count by 1 permanently. Great start!
Tip 2 – How to get rid of idiots who disagree with you
Have you ever noticed that there seems to be a directly proportional relationship between the amount of people who disagree with you, and the amount of idiots?” (Fred Kofman)
Have you ever labeled someone an idiot because they hold a different opinion to yours? If you, have then you’re an idiot. If you haven’t then you’re a liar (which also makes you an idiot).
Instead, let opinions be opinions, bygones be bygones, and stop labeling people idiots for disagreeing with you. If you do this then you’ll probably reduce the amount of idiots in the world by at least 500 per day from now on.
If everyone followed these tips today…
We’d cleanse our beautiful world of idiots overnight. Who doesn’t want that? The idiots, that’s who! So let’s shut them down once and for all and live in peace and happiness for ever after.
And if instead, you choose not to implement these world changing tips, then you’re probably really wise and smart. Because I wrote these tips, and I’m idiot. Never trust an idiot.
